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Custom websites and software for growing teams.

All business, no bull. We help growing businesses ship sharper websites, useful software, and practical AI without the buzzword bingo.

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Built on systems your team already runs

Google
Microsoft
GitHub
Shopify
HubSpot
Magento
Syspro
WooCommerce
NetSuite
OpenAI
Zapier
Google
Microsoft
GitHub
Shopify
HubSpot
Magento
Syspro
WooCommerce
NetSuite
OpenAI
Zapier
Free audit

Send us your site. We will send back the no-bull notes.

Have a website? Drop the URL and we will review credibility, search visibility, lead flow, and practical AI ideas before a real person emails the findings.

Already have a site? Name, email, and the URL are enough to get started. Everything else is optional context.

No instant AI report. A real person reviews the findings before we send them.

Engagement Standard ~30 days Focused scope: as fast as 2 weeks

How we engage

Most engagements ship in about 30 days. Focused, well-scoped work can land in as fast as 2 weeks. Here is what either path looks like.

Enterprise payments & payment-processor experience
Government cybersecurity background
Senior, vetted engineers — no juniors, no offshoring
  • Day 0

    Onboarding

    We send a short onboarding intake to gather system access, point-of-contact info, and your top three desired outcomes, then book a free working session — not a sales call.

  • Days 1–7

    Discovery & scope

    Fast-track · Days 1–3

    A senior engineer pairs with your team to map the real workflow, name the constraints, and lock the scope. You get a written plan with milestones, risks, and a fixed-or-not-to-exceed budget before we touch a keyboard.

  • Days 8–14

    Architecture & build setup

    Fast-track · Days 4–7

    We stand up the repo, environments, CI, and the core data and security model — the same hardened patterns we used in payments and government cybersecurity work, scaled to your project's risk profile.

  • Days 15–25

    Build & review

    Fast-track · Days 8–11

    Short iteration loops with weekly working demos. You see real software in your environment every week, with code review, tests, and observability built in from the first commit — not bolted on later.

  • Days 26–30

    Launch & handoff

    Fast-track · Days 12–14

    Final hardening, runbook, monitoring, and a structured handoff so your team owns the system on day one. We stay on call for the post-launch window and only step back when the system is quietly running itself.